p If you are looking for The Bane of Constance guitar chords, you've come to the right place. You can play The Bane of Constance by Half Man Half Biscuit using guitar or guitar. This song by Half Man Half Biscuit can also be played by that instruments. =/p p The Bane of Constance guitar chords has rhythm and included in Urge for Offal (2014) album. You can also find another musical genres, including jazz guitar chords, country music guitar chords, pop guitar chords, world music guitar chords, and rock guitar chords here. /p h3The Bane of Constance by Half Man Half Biscuit Guitar Chords/h3 (intro) A D D A D Abrbr[D]'Come now, Vince' she said, 'we can[A]'t continue in this waybr[D]Seems to me there's something on you[A]r mind.brShould [D]I accept a ride in a tiny [A]craft about your headbr[D]Tell me, Vince, the truth what would I [A]find?'brbr[G]Horse-drawn yawns upon the driveway, [D]Victory V ice cream in stockbr[C]Eintracht Oblong,[G] I should oil my [D]chain.br[G]Our front door is Sagittarius, [D]Tibor's kids are underfedbrAnd [C]Heswall Flower Club,[G] owe me one pound [D]twelve.[A]brbr[D]This is what you'd find if you wer[A]e in that craft todaybr[D]Doubtless different were you to re[A]turn.brI [D]would not blame you in the least if [A]you cut short the flightbr[D]Make good your escape it's not your c[A]oncern.brbr[G]Where's the beetroot? Where the ibex[D]? Dubbing mixer Freddie Sladebr[C]Alpine lockjaw,[G] it was on the [D]cards.br[G]Can I buy inflatable dic[D]tators anywhere round here?br[C]Iron Age mums are [G]haunting my ca[D]goule.[A][D][G][D][G][D][G][D][A]brbr[D]Do stew, scoop off the roadkill.[C][G]br[D]Straight sets, jet wash the Viceroy.[C][G]br[D]Sore heel, shte on the back nine. [C][G]br[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.[C][G]brbrI said [D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.[C] [G]brCome on, [D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.br[C]You're a fine lookin[G]g woman, Mirabelle.br[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.br[C]You still with that [G]chiseller Idris?br[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.br[C]Hey, he's got the ginger beer c[G]oncession outside the British Museum.brbr[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.br[C]We should go to [G]Halfords some time.br[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.br[C]You and me [G]' not him.br[D]Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.[C][G]brD C G (fade)brMidge Ure looks like a milk thief. p If you want to learn Half Man Half Biscuit The Bane of Constance guitar chords, The 5 chords we'll look at are the C major, A major, G major, E major, and D major. The reason we use all major chords is that the minor versions of any of these chords just require tiny adjustments. Each one of those minor chords is completely based on its major counterpart /p p The more you practice, the easier guitar will feel to play The Bane of Constance. Guitar is hard to learn in the beginning, but gets easier the longer you stick with it. /p